It’s T-Minus Guac!

Holy shit! Guac Bowl is the day after tomorrow!

Are you panicking? Don’t worry. Take a few deep breaths into a paper bag, then read these calming words of advice:

– When you get to my house, make sure to check your guac in with me. I’ll give you a little numbered sticker to put on your entry, and I’ll type your no-doubt hilarious guac name into my computer, which will be used to tally the results. (Thanks to Rob Wilson, who made a sweet Guac Bowl Tabulator program for me.)

– The trophy presentation will be at half time of the Super Bowl, so make sure to try all the guacs and fill out a ballot before then.

– Besides more guac than has ever existed in one location, I’ll be providing 30 feet of delicious Togo’s sandwiches and some other snackies, so you won’t starve… But extra beer or your grandma’s famous Rice Crispies are always welcome.

– The current weather forecast is 70% chance of rain. And parking is going to suck if you get here late. So, what I’m saying is, bring an umbrella.

I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!