Best Presentation

Here are some past entries for the Best Presentation category — perhaps the crown jewel of Guac Bowl (for people who don’t care about taste.)

: The Walking, Talking Guac King. I hired him to walk around with guac and chips in his sombrero.

: Guactopus. Sadly, there was no real octopus meat in the guac.

: “Tube Guacks” and “Guackey Shorts.” Both failed, unfunny non-winning puns

: “Guac Strap” and “Silk Guackings.” Slightly better puns, but not good enough to win.

: Guac’s Anatomy. Supposedly all the items in a guac recipe, separated.

: Notice the guac and chips in the King’s sombrero. And the note cards with clever things to say on them.

: “Hung Out To Guac” — a multiple-guac entry featuring four sub-puns (see following pictures).

: The Guacadile Hunter. Too soon? The voters thought so.

: Guac & Roll, with three guacs: Glam Guac (sprinkles), Hard Guac (booze), and Classic Guac (no special ingredient).

: Aguacalipto, one of our best Guac Bowl entries ever to be based on a Mel Gibson movie!

: There’s Mel, with the director’s chair, beard, and megaphone. Nice touch!

: A panther eating the innards of an Aguacalipto cast member. If I saw the movie, I’d get this.

: Guackenspeil. An underappreciated guac entry because of its size.

: Guac Strap. The second time this pun was used this year! You people are predictable.

: The Avacado Grotto, the first working fountain of guacamole ever in Guac Bowl. Classy!

: The Guac-Iron. This baby had corn bread underneath.

: These Boots Were Made For Guacin’. Come on, putting boots next to guac is pretty lame. Now, guac inside boots…

: Guac-a-moola. I think it’s supposed to be like money… but for some reason Brad Pitt is the president? Who knows.

: Guaczilla! The 2007 winner for Best Presentation.

: Notice the avocado skins used to emulate the exoskeleton scales of this vicious beast.

: And the black corn chips to represent the back spikes. We can all learn a little something from this entry.

: Chicken Guacs. With tomatoes as the spots instead of, uh, chicken.

: Guacson Pollock. A true work of abstract art

: Guaca Team Hunger Force. Maybe not the best play on words, but a topical entry none the less. It’s a bomb!

: Close up of Master Shake, Frylock, and Guacwad.

: Spock-amole! I think the blue glob was colored sour cream.

: Guac To The Future! This was a really impressive, if anachronistic, tableau.

: Notice the detail! The flyers to “Save The Guac Tower” and “Re-elect Mayor Guacy Brown”

: “Sarah McGuaclin,” which played slo-mo video of sad animals eating guac. Because pets deserve guac too.

: “Box of Guaclets”, a romantic dessert guac fudge with candied ingredients.

: “Michelle Guacman”… almost as disgusting as guac on Brandon’s face.

: Here’s a taster sticking her hand up the nose to access the guacamole. Delicious!

: “The Guacpocalypse,” a warning for the end of days… or just some bad times on the toilet?

: “Attack the Guac,” based on the excellent British film few people saw.

: “Boycott Bowl”, protesting the 49ers not making the Superbowl.

: “30 Guac” – a great pun, not the greatest presentation. (I think it started with 30 cups of guac.)

: “Guack,” 2012 Winner, Best Presentation of Guac. Based on the Double Dare game, the guac was up the nose!

: The “Guacet Launcher,” which shot guac onto a tortilla chip, when placed on the target in the background. Fun for the whole family!

: Count Guacula, with a motorized coffin, mobile of bats, and gravestones full of smack-talk.

: When you pressed the button, the coffin would open and the Count would rise from the guac.

: Guac-ing the Picket Line, a timely guac for the 2007 WGA strike.

: Notice the fine detail work on the signs and t-shirts!

: Guac for the Cure. Later in the night, people started putting coins in the bowls. This entry earned 36 cents.

: The Stay-Puft Marshmole Man, with cinnamon pita chips for dippin’.

: What kind of glue do you use to attach felt to marshmallow? Only Christine knows.

: Guac Obama, one of three Obama entries in 2008.

: With pins! And a memoir, “The Audacity of Guac.”

: The ironically-named Guac of Fame.

: Guac ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robots.

: Check out the nice Photoshop work on the backdrop.

: Guac of Love, our first ever Bret Michaels-VH1-show themed entry!

: Dick in a Guac! One, cut a whole in a box/ Two, put your junk in that box/ Three, make her open the box…

: Five O’Guac Shadow, with guacamole on Brandon’s face.

: BaGuack Obama, our second Obama entry. Next time you see him, look — his ears really do look like avocados.

: GuacAlien, winner of Best presentation ’08. Notice the calamari “pods” in the guac.

: And amazing detail work with various veggies.

: Guac’R, Texas Ranger. A strong pun for a strong television action hero!

: Chuck Norris Fact: this was funny.

: Avo-Mikado, perhaps our most elegantly designed guac ever.

: Waxed avocado skin hair, peeled avocado pit face, onion skin kimono, etc. etc. Truly a work of art.

: Guacocomo, a guac with coconut in it, eaten with toasted mini bread things.

: Harry Nilsson would be proud.

: Guactor Sagelove. The sage-infused guac poured out of the bomb and into our hearts.

: Two puns in one! Classic Seccia. Though no trophy for him this year.

: BaGuack DoughBama, our third Obama themed entry! The house was recreated using breads and other carbs, and the grass was guac.

: Ms. Guacman. 2009 Winner, Best Presentation of Guac.

: The maze had habenero energizers, home-made ghost tortilla chips, and all the food prizes at the bottom.

: Each chip was cut to look like Ms. Pacman, complete with bow (made with sucky food-coloring pen).

: Black Guac Down, by my 14 year old cousin Jordan.

: Individually wrapped in beautiful/funny boxes.

: Angela’s “Hot Guacets,” with real guacamole and cheese inside flaky pastries!

: Slumguac Millionaire, the first of two Slumdog guacs in 2009. This one was made with curry.

: Someone unboxing their Hot Guacket.

: An appropriate sign for the movie scene it recreated.

: Guac Bowl Procrastination Guacamole.

: Guacka, Guacka, Guacka! A Fozzie Bear-inspired guac.

: The Guac Market Crash of 2009 — a topical guac.

: A sober reminder to all of us that we’re celebrating with excess while others are suffering. Thanks, Alex.

: “He’s No Guac To Me Dead,” inspired by Han Solo stuck in carbinate.

: The Three Little AvoHOGdos, an adorable fairy tale guac.

: Notice the fine pig-face detail on the avocado pits! And the three pig’s houses.

: The face was molded from the original prop, and body/arms made with mannequin parts and papier mache.

: Rob next to his masterpiece.

: Guac Dogs, with Taco Sauce and Salsa Con Queso in the ketchup and mustard containers.

: With rice paper to keep the guac in wiener shape.

: Fraggle Guac, an awesome pun that I was shocked hadn’t been done before.

: Signage.

: Guacxic Waste, a suuuper-spicy guac made with more types of chilis than I can remember.

: Notice the rubber gloves used to handle the guac with care.

: Guac-Paper-Scissors, not just 2009 winner of Best Tasting Traditional Guac, also a visual pun.

: Guac-tuplets of Whittier, a guac ripped from today’s headlines. Why only seven babies in her guac-stomach?

: … Because the eighth one is buried in the guac, of course! (Still doesn’t explain why Curious George is a baby.)

: Great Photoshop work — I especially like the guac stains on their scrubs.

: “Guac Bowl” — get it? Despite the store-bought guac and price tag still on the ball, this was pretty funny.

: Marta is a master of beautiful displays.

: Great signage and lobster claws made from wontons for dippin’.

: Leggo My Guaffle — sorry, I didn’t get a pic of the actual waffles themselves, which were cooked on site.

: Guac Lobster, a gorgeous lobster made from red bell peppers and other veggies.

: His ferocious mouth was filled with a watermelon-flavored guac, with a watermelon tongue.

: Little Guac Of Horrors, made with a painted watermelon, armature wires, and lots of papier mache.

: Nest of the Elusive Ivory-Billed Woodguacker, with deviled-eggs inside!

: You know what they say: a great movie makes for a great guacamole.

: Look, there he is! A rare look at an avocado-shaped, googily-eyed bird!

: I like the garlic used for talons. Nice touch.

: GuacJack, a blackjack dealer. You always double-down on guac.

: Guac-a-billy! They went for the hipster vote.

: LolliGuacs: hallowed-out cherry tomatoes filled with guac and a chip, all on a lollipop stick!

: LolliGuacs even came with a hat to turn you into a giant LolliGuac! Interactive!

: The Golden Guacs — each golden avocado represented a Golden Girl…

: Rose was sweet and simple, Dorothy was tall and salty, Blanche was spicy, and Sophia was old and small.

: GuactoMom! Remember her?

: America’s Next Guac Model. I love the little lips they each had.

: The Guacapellas. 2010 Winner, Best Presentation of Guac. They sang songs about guac while serving it!

: The guac is in Howard’s head-hole.

: “Howard The Guac.” 2011 Winner, Best Presentation of Guac.

: “Guac-a-mole” an interactive guac game. The first entry to use game play.

: “Guac-a-mole” an interactive guac game. The first entry to use game play.

: Lady Guac-Guac, in her meat costume.

: “Guaquin Phoenix.” Clearly going for Presentation, since you couldn’t actually eat it through the wrapper/rapper.

: “Guacception,” which required as much exposition as the movie Inception.

: “I Guac You, Babe” which was presented in a “sunny” way, to be “cher”ed by all.

: The Guacer Girls, serving up guac and sex appeal.

: “Look Who’s Guac-ing” with little sperm made of sour cream (as all sperm is).

: “Guac Swan.” A story of two guacs — one white and pure, the other black and evil. Now that I think about it, that movie is totally racist.

: “The Iron Curtain,” celebrating the teams of the 2011 Superbowl. Also, cheese and olives.

: Guac The Plank, a pirate-themed guac with shrimp inside, and prawns for dippin’.

: Guac Around The Clock, or, Clock-a-mole. With a real working clock! This picture was really taken at 2:32 and 35 seconds!

: Finding Guac-o, a Pixar-inspired adventure.

: This was a great idea: they hid a Pepperidge Farms Goldfish in the guac, and whoever found it won a prize. Neat!

: Guac Like An Egyptian! With real pyramids of guac.

: Holy Mole-y, “the Guac Bowl entry that’s heaven-sent.”

: That’s molded sour cream, with a lemon halo.

: All that crazy stuff going on, and these two tiny cans of guac.

: Guactanamo Bay, the 2006 winner for Best Presentation.

: Tequila Guacingbird. A tequila-infused guac in individual shot glasses.

: Notice the nice font work on the book.

: Guac Cousteau, the famous French explorer of the deep green sea.

: A tiny guac for Superbowl XL. (Get it?)

: Guacy Balboa.

: The second, lesser, Guactanamo Bay. Like two girls who wore the same dress to the prom. How embarrassing.

: O Mole Night, the first ever Nativity scene done with guacamole and chips (that we know of.)

: With poem!

: Oh, it’s guacamole. No Desmond, no button.

: The Emancipation Guaclimation basically said: “eff you.”

: After losing the previous year, Shahan decides to protest Guac Bowl ’06 with a Emancipation Guaclimation.

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