Be the coolest guy on your street, decked out in official Guac Bowl cap, boxers, tote bag, baby bib, and spaghetti-strap women’s tee-shirt! You can buy it all, and more, from our CafePress store.

By the way, I priced everything at the cheapest level CafePress allows — so I’m not making any money off of this. It’s just so you can show off to all your friends.