It’s Guac Bowl Day! Yaaay!

It’s raining! Booo!

That’s right. The big news of the day so far is that Mother Nature fucking hates Guac Bowl, and made it rain. How will this affect the delicate balance of moisture in your guac? How will it affect voter turnout? How will it affect my entry specifically, which is an “outdoor guac” due to it’s sheer immensity and pyrotechnic element?

You’ll just have to come and see.