For all you newcomers and past participants with hilarious sitcom-style amnesia, here’s a list of many of the presentation names that have been entered into Guac Bowl over the years. Of course, this list isn’t exhaustive, but it’s everything from the last four years, and a few that I could remember before that. Basically, enough for you to have no excuse for entering something that’s already done, and to give you an idea of the kind of “quality” puns people have used.
A Guacwork Orange
Aguacalypto
Avo-Mikado
Avocado Grotto (apologies for missing this before, Disinterested Party.)
BaGuack DoughBama
BaGuack Obama
Chicken Guacs
Clockamole
Cock-a-mole
Count Guacula
Dick in a Guac
Domo AriGuaco, Mr. Roboto
Finding Guac-o
Five O’Guac Shadow
Fried Guacamole Raviolé
Goatguacheeseamole
Guac Alien
Guac and Roll
Guac Around the Clock
Guac Bless America
Guac Car Racing
Guac Cousteau
Guac For The Cure
Guac Like An Egyptian
Guac Ness Monster
Guac Obama
Guac of Love
Guac of the Loom
Guac Rockin’ Beets
Guac Strap
Guac the Plank
Guac to the Future
Guac’em, Sock’em Robots
Guac’R, Texas Ranger
Guac’s Anatomy
Guacabowlies
Guac-a-mole and Cheese
Guac-a-moola
Guacano
Guacãta, the Piñata
Guacatoa
Guac-di-os Mother F*er
Guacies (cookies)
Guacing on Broken Bass
Guac-ing the Picket Line
Guackenspeil
Guac-king Stuffers
Guacocomo
Guacolate Chip Ice Cream
Guacsickles
Guacson Pollock
Guactanamo Bay
Guactinis
Guactoberfest
Guactopus
Guactor Sagelove
Guactose Intolerant
Guacweiler Beach
Guacy Balboa
Guaczilla
Holy Guacamole
Holy Mole-y
Hung Out to Guac
Joe Versus The Guacano
Lock-a-mole
Look Who’s Guacing
Mardi Guac
Mini Toasts with Bacon, Guac and Cheese
Monkey on Your Guac
O Mole Night
One O’Clock Guac
Pineapple Upside-Down Guac
Pop Guacs
Senorita Traditionale’s Guacamolé Clasíco, and X-TREME MEGA CRUNCH!
Silk Guacings
Stay-Puft Marshmole Man
Strawcamole
Sugar Guackies
Superbowl XL Guac
Tequila Guacingbird
The Emancipation Guaclimation
The Guac of Fame
The Guacadile Hunter
The Guac-Iron
The Walking, Talking Guac King
These Boots Were Made for Guacin’
Tube Guacs
Turning Guacanese